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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 02:05
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do you share your food easily? With whom, and why?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to